16 Mar 2008 13:02Sniper position for rent during NATO Summit
From my terrace you have a clear view of the People’s House where the NATO 2008 Summit will take place between 2nd and 4th of April. I’m renting out space for whatever needs you might have: TV crew, sniper, etc.
Details:
- each spot has 1m width
- multiple spots available
- 24/7 access to the terrace
- soft drinks and snacks included
- access to a bathroom and storage facility (limited availability)
Price: 5000 EUR / spot / day
For preferred positioning a 25% surcharge will be applied (first come first served basis).
Only one person is allowed for every spot purchased. Additional persons are charged at 500 EUR / person / day for a maximum of 3 persons / spot.
Outside NATO summit period you get a 50% discount for all services.
Full prepayment is required one week in advance to book a spot. I can take Cash, VISA/Mastercard via PayPal or Bank transfer in Romania or offshore account.
Serious inquiries only.
Later edit: sales are now over!
English 
Română
Hello, Mr. Tim Boo.
I represent a large Arabic organization that is interested in acquiring a couple of spots from you. We are highly encouraged by your availability of offshore accounts and would to discuss details.
We would also require several cars (model and make are not relevant, we hear “Dacia” is a pretty common brand in Romania) with large trunk capacity. From our experience, GPL-based cars work best.
Thank you very much,
Amir Hussein
HR Director, Al-Qaeda
Die infidels, die!
Allah damn it! Al-Qaeda again!!!How about us, the poor cosins from Hezbollah?
I hope you all die and get only male virgins in Paradise!
Achmed, the dead terrorist.Dead but terrifying still!
Hello,
I am Ben Dover from CIA. Please state your real name and address here, so we can come and kill you easily.
Don’t spend US budget staying hidden, because we will find you, and will shut you down.
Regards from the Great US,
Benny Dover
Hello.
I am interested in renting a spot for 2 days. I also require a dark basement for training. Money is no issue for me. I have positive feedback from many landowners from Iraq , USA , Mexico , France , Somalia and many other country’s.
I hope we can work together in the near future.
P.S for any head shot, il pay an extra 250 euros.
Regars,
Your friendly assassin.
Dear Mr. Boo,
I am representing a large laborer organization that would be interested in renting a 3m by 3m area on your fabulous terrace in a time share initiative.
For the beginning, we have 4 workers that have enlisted in a program of site seeing. They visited several landmarks in Syria, Iran and Iraq. They are serious travelers and to that can testify several contacts in Strasbourg and Ankara.
Before finalizing the negotiations we would like to know if it is possible to carry large objects by stairs or if there is an easy way to lift over 40 boxes 3m X 0.4m X 0.4m to the terrace. Also we would like to know more about your storage facility.
We are looking forward to Your answer that will honour us and we thank You!
Accounting Manager of The Kurdistan Workers’ Party
Abdullah Öcalan the Second
Hello Tim,
I am pleased to know that your country has such logistical and ethnical support for companies who seek new opportunities to do cheap development. Based on this our company will like to request an additional service from you. We will require on 3rd April 4 cars and one bus to be present in Costinesti near the sea side at 02:00 AM. You will be contact there by our employees arriving on boats and in easily recognizable police and military uniforms. We are staging a company paint-ball team-building in the forest near Neptun and you can participate if you wish – we guarantee fun & fireworks. But the main attractions will still remain be the Counter-Strike and ‘Helicopter piñata’ games.
I look forward to your feedback on this proposal.
Best regards,
Hussein
Deployment Director, Al-Qaeda
Hello.
I am a representant of Dalli Parking servicies and I would like to remind the landlord of those key spots that he didn t pay his bills for the last 2 years since UE Summit in Bucharest 2006.So for all Hezbollah, Al Qaeda, IRA and other such hellistic organisations this is a big warning: don’t park your bombs here cause we are gonna pick them up.
For further information please refear to one of our tax offices.There parking is free.
Thank you for your kind time.
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Dear Potential Customers,
As a Romanian native and a man who knows Bucharest I can tell you while the spot offered by Mr. Boo is indeed close to the People’s house, it it also faces its back and is overly exposed to the… competition’s TV crews. I happen to have a small apartament with perfect view of the Southern side of the building, which is also about two kilometers away and very discreet.
Hoping to do business with you,
Mr. Silent
Helo,
I am Boris Ivanovski. I am not a man of many words so this will be short.
I am a professional photographer and I want to know if I can buy only a 15 minute interval, between 1023 and 1038 AM. I wish to acquire one of the spots you have available. Price must be lowered accordingly.
I only need to take one shot for my newspaper, the Moskovskaya Pravda.
From the Russian Federation, with love,
Boris Ivanovski
Dear All,
1. I only deal with professional terrorists that can provide references for past work
2. You have to bring your own gear. I cannot offer you additional services such as purchasing cars or transportation.
3. The minimum rental period is one day (check-in 14:00, check-out 12:00). For early check-in or late checkout please inquire when booking.
Dear Mr. Tim. I think we (the terrace owners) must work together in order to bring the price up. We need to get organised. I propose you the OPEC framework. You will benefit 10 times more. Also we have in our organisation two chinese workers that are striving to serve all the necessary customers, two kebab workers that are hired from a Dristor location that cannot be disclosed and some romanian manele listeners in case someone wants badly our good polenta. Let’s make more money my friend.
An honest sionist
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Dear Tim,
I have to inform you that during the summit period (2nd – 4th of April) the surrounding areas of Palatul Culturii will be closed and also protected by Special Forces on a range of 2 by 2 square kilometers (here will also be included your mansion), so we want you to evacuate your terrace – any foreigner will be killed!
By the way, on the roof of Palatul Culturii will be professional snipers… so don’t be so glad of your special view.
Sincerely regards from Botosani!
P.S. Frumoasa gluma cu inchiriatul.. cine a muscat pana acu momeala?? :D
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I am interested in renting 3 spots during the summit period.I won’t be needing anything , because in my opinion you have full options , by providing a good spot and food . Me and my men don’t have great requests concerning food , we eat anything , even romanian tortilla with cheese and garlic . give me your bank / credit card account so i can send a sum for you to reserve the 3 spots.i hope u won;t desapoint us , we want very good spots..we will be able to pay double for the best . I will be needing still 2 cars registered in romania ,rented , preferably not Dacia Logan or 1310 . Turkish Renault Clio can do a good job . the Waiting to be hearing from you very soon ( yesterday ) , yours truly Ivan Basaev from Chechenya .
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Uite ca presa a muscat…ce oameni…chiar te tin sub supraveghere acum? :))
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I can rent a house in Paris for the party after the “sniper job” . Extremly secret place, you need to find me first in order to get a party there.
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Hello Mr. Boo,
I am a young ‘photographer’, very skilled but with few resources. I am now trying to build a portfolio, so I don’t do commercial jobs – instead, I place all my work in the public domain, for the benefit of the entire humankind.
Considering these circumstances, would you be willing to donate me a place on your terrace in the aforementioned period, so that I may take a few shots for my portfolio?
In exchange – you can tell me the name of your favorite politician, and I promise I will give you quite a few memorable pictures with him (I won’t actually hand you the pictures myself, but you’ll notice them in all the local newspapers).
Deal?
aha ,sa-ti dam branci de la teresa sa vedem cum plutesti elegant
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Rent me a spot and we share the 72 virgins.
Cheers
Ahmed
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de ce nu mi-ai aprobat post-ul ca nu era offtopic si nici ofensator pentru tine?
Esti muist ca cenzurezi grasule. De aia o sa ramai tot ceea ce esti ca asa erai si acum 8 ani, muist nativ.
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http://tvr.ro/?play=33344
Superba ideea ta ::- ). Felicitari. Si aplauze si pentru majoritatea celor care au comentat la acest post ::- ). Am râs pe rupte. Felicitari ::- D.
Salut,
Ti-am vazut blogul la stiri. Reporterii chiar au urcat acolo sus – nu stiu daca le-ai deschis tu, la stiri au spus ca le-a deschis o vecina saritoare.. ceea ce inseamna ca de fapt nu e terasa ta ?!
Au mai spus si ca ti-ai luat amenda si ca esti pasibil de inchisoare. Mai mult, vei fi tinut sub observatie de catre baietii albastri in perioada urmatoare. Minciunele sau adevar ? Asteptam raspunsul, TIM. Noroc.
Deci povestea sta cam asa. Ieri (duminica) pe la ora 10:00 a sunat la interfon cineva de la Sectia 17 politie sa afle cum se ajunge pe terasa. Pe terasa sunt 2 metode de access: din scara blocului (responsabila scarii are cheia) si direct de la mine din apartament (am singurul apartament din bloc cu iesire pe terasa).
Domnul de la politie m-a anuntat ca cineva filmeaza pe terasa. Pe terasa era insul din reportaj, care fara nici o jena folosea masa si scaunele mele de pe tereasa sa filmeze reportajul (le vedeti in filmuletul de mai sus).
Cit despre partea cu inchisoarea si amenda, nu este adevarat dupa cum vedeti sunt still at large.
@ullise: este singurul mesaj care nu l-am aprobat pentru ca 1. nu avea nici o legatura cu subiectul si 2. este in continuare blog-ul meu si moderez ce vreau.
Greetings Boo San.
With respects to the announcement you have just placed, i would like to announce that me and 250 other countrymen of mine would like to rent 5 spots. Given our stature, i think 3 people/spot as a limit is a huge waste of space.
We also would like a discount since we won’t be requiring any food, the herbs growing on the terrace are more than sufficient for our needs. We will however need a large parking spot for a surplus B-52 bomber purchased from a texas businessman, equipped with a small scale thermo-nuclear device (that we joke about internally by calling it “micro-boy”). Also, to show our gratitude, we’ll be bringing 200.000 nuclear protection suits, that we’ll distribute beforehand to the inhabitants of the area.
In hope of a good cooperation, sayonara.
Pai si bulangii aia de la tvr ti-au dat bani ca ti-au folosit terasa? M-am cacat pe mine de ras cand am auzit “Cei mai puternici oameni ai lumii ar putea fi în pericol la Bucure?ti. Pe internet s-au scos la vânzare locuri pe terasa unui bloc pentru luneti?tii interesa?i.”
I kinda expected this inititiative, so I hired some highly trained experts to circumventilate this threat. I will send my duplicated copy-cats of myself and continue to wage the war on terror.
@Ahmed aka (the dead terrorist): I shall rip your bones one by one.
GW Tufish
Oamenii au vrajit-o pe baba care are cheie de la terasa ca sunt de la TVR sa faca un reportaj si ea le-a deschis. Eu ca omul normal nu ma trezesc inainte de 11 duminica, asa ca a fost o surpriza pentru mine cind insul de la politie a sunat la interfon la ora 10 si m-a trezit. Cei de la TVR m-au intrebat nimic si ce ma deranjeaza este ca mi-au folosit si masa / scaunele fara nici o jena.. ca daca sunt pe terasa sunt ale lor sa faca ce vor.
Baga repede reclame prin adsense. Ar fi interesant de vazut ce e similar cu oferta asta :)
SALUT TIM ….DE LA O ALTA TERESA DE PE NET !
CE DE VALURI A FACUT ANUNTUL TAU !
DACA MAI AI LOCURI LIBERE PE TERESA ,VREAU SI EU UNUL .
FELICITARI PT C.V. …….RDS NU ERA DE TINE , POTI MULT MAI MULT . SUCCES .
For rookie, don’t “photograph” their heads, there is no vital organ there.
I’d like to help but the scope for my bow is broken, and the one for the sword doesn’t fit.
Sorry
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Hi there,
I would like to rent about 3 spots for cinematic purposes,our clients seem to be interested in some quality adult movies with the nato summit view in the background,and we’re ready to satisfy their fetish.
I’m waiting for your feedback
Best wishes,George W. Cockblocker
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@Tim are legatura ca am scris de acum o luna despre SUMMIT si are legatura ca acolo e treaba, poate ca oamenii vor sa se informeze mai bine despre conditiile la summit, si tu pierzi ca puteam sa iti gasesc asa clienti, dadeai de o bere, multumesc oricum ca ai lasat sa se dea click pe mine si SUCCES la inchiriat terasa!
Si nu iti fie frica de baietii cu ochi albastrii ca daca se ating de tine ne jucam cu 12000`urile alea numai On/Off pana te lasa in pace :))
Sper sa vedem si noi niste scene socante la summit, bulion, badigarzi alergand, d-astea ca prea sunt grasi.
Numai bine grasule :*
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Tim, vezi ca nu-i de gluma cu astea…
Cred ca stii de patania tipului de pe aeroportul din Moscova care a fost acostat de niste indivizi de la securitate. L-au intrebat ce are in rucsac, si omu’ la misto, a raspuns sec: “Bombe, ce sa am…” Au urmat 8 luni de parnaie in Siberia.
//not funny end…
Aia se intimpla in Rusia.. noi traim intr-o tara europeana unde dreptul la opinie este garantat prin constitutie.
Eu zic sa-i dai in judecata ca ti-au folosit instrumentele de pe terasa.
Nu ma mira insa atitudinea lor, gandeste-te ca astia au ce manca doar daca ridica la rang de problema nationala astfel de glume evidente.
_|_ TVR && mass-media.
adi, ala era in rusia si era beat. vitejia se plateste.
pe mine ma intereseaza ceva mai aproape daca ai, pentru aruncat cu salata, rosii, oua, cartofi etc
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Gentleman’s,
based on our traditional relations we want to extend Mr. Tim’s offer with our proven quality logistic support:
Basic:
- photographic equipment, light, area of 10x10cm, max distance 2000m
- photographic equipment, medium, area of 1x1km, max distance 100km
- car rental, BMW series 7 engine on no-name (Dacia) chassis with GPS (selective availability included), actual maps for Europe, child seats on request, no driving license required
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- express person relocation, up to 200 km, guaranteed time, no customs formalities, up to 20 kg luggage:
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– 15 min at 5000$/person
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Amu’ no, ca o verificat politia terasa e chestie de bun simt pentru ei si nu-i nimic rau in asta. Problematic ar fi fost daca se apucau sa te ia la intrebari sau incercau sa inchida blogul sau mai stiu eu ce.
Iar cu tara europeana si drept la opinie… lucrurile sunt relative. In general suntem norocosi la capitolul asta, dar sintem minoritate. Si in rusia si in america ar fi fost sanse reale sa n-aibe simtul umorului…
sssssingurul lucru de care-mi pare cu adev?rat r?u e c? nu e terasa ta, proprietate personal?. s? nu poat? intra (m? rog, ie?i) nimeni acolo decât dac? le dai tu liber? trecere. c? a?a.. fiind a blocului.. î?i garantez c-are s? mi?une de tot felu’ de indivizi legali ?i legitimiza?i pe-acolo, când cu summit-ul.
oricum, simpatic? treab?.
Sunt eu Calin si am o rugaminte: o sa trec si eu zilele viitoare pe la Palatul Parlamentului cu vrei 20 de lustrugii de-ai lui Patriciu si inca 322 de purcelusi.
Ma intrebam daca se poate sa deschideti focul in acel moment, finca’ tare as vrea sa-l vad pe Ludovic zicand “Un fleac, m-au ciuruit!”
Hello Tim.
I am interested if that 1m2 of space which you are renting can be used for multiple weapons. I am bringing my own drilling machine and i would like to add 666 holes in the wall. Is that possible? I am a lousy shooter so I am taking precautions. I estimate that you would charge by weapon. Therefore do you take rain-checks for payment? Also, I wish to bring a few fridges. Is there any space for that? And talking about fridges.. Do you have any spare saws?Chinese style!
Thank you very much. I’ll repay you with a couple of stejar’s in The Jack if you don’t take rain-checks.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
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GENIAL
ai belit carasu TIM, headshot
Ar fi interesant sa vedem ce ar zice un tabloid despre asta(mai precis The Sun :D ). :D Le-am trimis un mail cu link-ul la articol…sa vedem daca pica si ei in plasa. :))
uite ce spun unele site-uri despre tine … sunt curios daca chiar ai fost mustrat sau nu pt gluma asta!
Eu unul am ras de m-am spart vreo 15 minute incontinuu deruland tot felul de chestii in capsorul meu diabolic … :))
Foarte tare !!!
http://www.bihon.ro/stiri/romania/articol/206nchiriez-spatiu-ideal-pentru-lunetisti-238n-timpul-summitului-nato/cn/news-20080326-06224976
Whoooo hooooooooooooo hoooooo ! The best joke. EVER !!!! You’re a STAR !!!! Felicitari.
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roflmao
ma intreb daca unul din comments-urile astea nu vine de la un sniper adevarat :))))
Hy I represent the invasion force from Mars, we require 2 spots and an teleportation device ready, snacks and juice as well, we prefer doctor pepper, may Thor be kind on you patettc human
Good day,
I demand one spot, I will rent all the others (I like to be alone), I also have a special requirement, one “electric blanket”, don’t ask why…
Now send Me the full info. of the place + your IBAN so I can make the payment.
Best regards,
Kenzo
mi se pare o gluma proasta
I am dead but I want a place there.
If you remember me, I had a premature detonation and I would pay anything to make up for my mistakes.
I am offering twice more money than asked for the place.
Please DO NOT ASK FOR THE PLACE ANYMORE – I KIIIIIIIIIIIL YOUUUUUUUUUU !!!!
SILENCE !!!
Is mine now Allah dammit.
@ion: nu te-a intrebat nimeni.
blow up someone the bucarest ?
please?
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Hy Tim and God save Ireland!
Our non-profit media organization (formally known as IRA) wich runs SFTV (Sinn Fein TV Channel) wants to book two spots, between 29th of March to 2nd of April, on the location you rent. I hope you can make an exception for us, because we have to monut our broadcast equipment (http://www.acig.org/artman/uploads/rlbig.jpg) and make some fine tunnings before the day when NATO Summit will start. We’d also like to know if you can rent us a large fridge (aprox. 400 l) where we can keep some technical cooling liquids (400 pints of dark beer, 200 pints of uisce beatha – known to you as single grain Irish whiskey – and 200 pints of Irish mist. We’ll leave the location on 2nd of April at 10:01 sharp so the two spots will be available for rental for the rest of the priod. But I think there will be no NATO Summit from then on. I hope you’ll take our offer (we are wiling to pay more if it’s necessary) and we wait for your offshore accounts information.
Sincerelly Yours,
Fiachna O’Braonain
Logistics Manager
IRA Media Organization
Dublin, Ireland
Hy Tim and God save Ireland!
Our non-profit media organization (formally known as IRA) wich runs SFTV (Sinn Fein TV Channel) wants to book two spots, between 29th of March to 2nd of April, on the location you rent. I hope you can make an exception for us, because we have to monut our broadcast equipment (http://www.acig.org/artman/uploads/rlbig.jpg) and make some fine tunnings before the day when NATO Summit will start. We’d also like to know if you can rent us a large fridge (aprox. 400 l) where we can keep some technical cooling liquids (400 pints of dark beer, 200 pints of uisce beatha (known to you as single malt Irish whiskey) and 200 pints of Irish mist. We’ll leave the location on 2nd of April at 10:01 sharp so the two spots will be available for rental for the rest of the priod. But I think there will be no NATO Summit from then on. I hope you’ll take our offer (we are wiling to pay more if is necessary) and we wait for your offshore accounts info.
Sincerelly Yours,
Fiachna O’Braonain
Logistics Manager
IRA Media Organization
Dublin, Ireland
:))))))))))))))))
esti tare frate :-)
am incercat sa-mi iau o pusca ceva da’ n-am gasit nicaieri la oferta..
are careva de inchiriat?
pana una alta.. arunc bine cu piatra.. crezi ca are rost sa incerc asa?! :|
Ce caterinca, bine ca n-ai avut probleme cu politia si restu de pe la noi “care nu shtie sa vorbeshte cu tine”
Faci reducere la studenti?
Ma gandesc sa vin sa arunc si eu cu oua, rosii si pungi pline cu -ma auto-cenzurez-
funny post
Retraitee, intelectuelle, parlant couramment l’anglais, le russe, le francais, l’espagnol, l’arabe, le chinois, le sanscrit, le grec ancien et moderne, allure virginale, offre des services de cleaning pour les toilettes des 72 vierges des harems du paradis des heros musulmans, et meme pour les toilettes des dits heros. Accessoirement, je peux servir des cafes, balayer la terrasse et aboyer a l’approche des services secrets. SMIG.
Pentru cetatenii nefrancofoni ai preafrancofonei noastre patrii, voila mai jos traducerea – nu de alta, dar poate o citeste un miliardar de carton si-mi ofera job-ul vietii:
Pensionara, intelectuala, vorbind curent engleza, rusa, franceza, spaniola, araba, chineza, sanscrita, greaca veche si moderna, aspect feciorelnic, ofer servicii de cleaning pentru toaletele celor 72 de fecioare din raiul eroilor musulmani, si chiar pentru toaletele numitilor eroi. In plus, la nevoie, pot servi cafele, pot matura terasa si pot latra daca se apropie serviciile secrete. Cer salariul minim legal.
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mda super tare. interesant. o idee geniala :) si totusi autoritatile reactioneaza la astfel de glume? chair pun botul?? :P si da, pentru alti bloggeri faci reducere ? ca imi iau si eu o prastie.. si daca ne adunam mai multi.. cu bere si seminte poate prindem vreo bancnota de 1 dolar aruncata de bush :D
Taer de tot.
Idee COOL !!!
Arme n-am, dar sant puternic, arunc bine cu cartofi si oua !!!
Ma bag …
[...] missing an opportunity to make some extra cash, one Romanian smecher is renting sniper positions on his terrace for the NATO [...]
Dear Mr. Tim,
I write you on behalf of my non-profit organization, HaMossad leModi’in v’leTafkidim Meyuhadim, largely known as Mossad.
We are dealing in furniture, interior design and redecoration and we’re interested in booking your whole terrace in a barter-type trade. Since your agenda is busy during the summit I was thinking to book the place one day before Mr. Ahmed, Abdullah, Amir and Hussein will arrive. In exchange we’ll recondition all the place, including (but not limited to) furniture reconditioning, walls painting, stains cleaning and such.
Please let me know if our terms are convenient and don’t hesitate to ask any question regarding the deal.
Sincerely yours,
Meir Dagan
Domnule esti un nebun frumos si ai un umor genial !
Lasand putin gluma la o parte, permite-mi sa te citez:
” Tim on 26 Mar 2008 at 11:21 am
Aia se intimpla in Rusia.. noi traim intr-o tara europeana unde dreptul la opinie este garantat prin constitutie.”
Despre acest drept as sta sa mai reflectez; vezi ce li s-a intamplat pana acum celor care au protestat intr-un fel sau altul la enormitatea asta ce va fi sa fie la Bucuresti. Si daca te uiti la constitutia din vremea PCR libertatea cuvantului era si atunci garantata
In SUA, dreptul la libera exprimare, la libertatea credintei, a presei, la libera intrunire este primul amendament din constitutia americana care garanteaza acest drepturi.
Probabil in virtutea acestui amendament, anul trecut Bush jr. a spus ceva de genul: “ce tot vreti cu constitutia asta ca nu e decat o bucata de hartie…”
Cred ca stie toata lumea de pozitia celor care conduc SUA de azi si mai ales de pozitia, servila, romaneasca despre care no comment….
Credeti-ma cand va spun ca in SUA aceasta libertate devine din ce in ce mai restransa si atat timp ca nu spui nimic impotriva autoritatilor e bine; oricum mass-media e proprietatea corporatiilor care au cumparat puterea americana deci poti sa vorbesti linistit ca nu te va auzi nimeni.
Spuneti-mi si mie daca Romania e altfel.
In SUA a fost o demonstratie anti razboi pe care presa corporatista a transformat-o intr-un eveniment al “huliganilor”. Parca imi aduc aminte ca a fost un eveniment similar si la noi acum vreo 15 ani.
Unde era acea garantata libertate de exprimare?
Deja am scris mai mult decat trebuia….
Celor care au citit gluma lui Tim si nu au inteles-o le recomand sa nu mai citeasca presa tabloida si sa nu mai urmareasca barfele nationale la tv.
Vedeti voi, de aia imi plac Divertis, pentru ca si ei pot.
Hi,
my name is Osman and im proud that u succeded in such internet offer,we are a small group from North Afghanistan mountains and we are very interested in your offer,we need to talk about this and i will send you my phone on private.We have no connection with this summit,we just want to share some time on the balcony and maybe play some cards togheter,we will stay full day and night that period of 4 days.Here are some pics with us,
cheers,Osman.
http://www.romanialibera.ro/foto/114/113813/art_113813_1.jpg
Poante tari: Se inchiriaza loc de sniper in Bucuresti, pe perioada summitului :))
Nu mi-a venit sa cred, cand am citit articolul… dar m-am binedispus de moarte, cand am citit comentariile :))
Pur si simplu hilar….
cititi aici : http://www.boo.ro/2008/03/16/sniper-position-for-rent-during-nato-summit/
Am sa pun cateva quo…
Hello Mr. Tim,
Sorry for being that late, but escaping from jail was a bit dificult here in France. (You won’t believe, but it’s not like in Romania! I told them I can’t stand the jail but they didn’t free me! What imprisoned human rights are these?)
Anyway, I would like to have a word with mr. Ocallan The Rip^H^H^H Second. Buddy, if it happens to see me through your telephoto camera lens (still AKM? or you got that Uzi?) please know that it’s indeed me. I could not ressist to such an opportunity. My friend, mr. g-ral Ple?i??, got me an Romanian passport, a work permit and a job at the Romanian Parliament during NATO Summit. I must take care of the flowers, trees and Bushes.
Anyway, straight to the point like we always do, please don’t photograph me, I’ll pay that old debt one day – soon. I swear.
Have good time! Love you!
Carlos
PS: Are the old blue banknotes with “100 lei” nominations still valid?
[...] http://www.boo.ro/2008/03/16/sniper-position-for-rent-during-nato-summit/ [...]
[...] Tim inchiriaza terasa pt Summintul Nato, cititi comentariile unele sunt chiar [...]
[...] Cred ca e chiar ieftin. Mai multe detalii aici. Posted in Haioase, Via??. Tags: amuzant, atentat, glume, haios, lunetist, nato, sniper, terorism. [...]
[...] Pentru mai multe detalii/poze si commentarii: via Boo [...]
Sunt studenta si caut cazare pe perioada summitului cu vedere buna la principalele evenimente. Caut gazda generoasa, deschisa si fara prejudecati. Discretia reprezinta un atu. Exclus arabi in camera.
Good afternoon dear citizen,
I am pleased to hear that you have such places to rent. Me and my friend Boris, we want to do some justice for mother Rusia and kill the ones that are stealing our precious vodka.
I need all the spots for my snipers, only if you have enough room for we to install some camouflage to not to be detected easily by guards.
So I buy all, I pay with gold and very good Natasha girl for you my friend.
I wait for your answer and PRIVET MOSKVA and MOTHER RUSIA,
Yuri
i have an exceptional spot for shooting Bu Hush ..
it right neear the CASA POPORULUI
superb
and it have boath ..24 7 exposure and 24 7 protection in the same time
it s marvelous
i m looking for a sangeros killer who s able to pay the rent (xxxxEUR/day) and give me what i need
for pictures ..and detalii
CALL NOW
hihi…. poate ca trebuiau si niste statistici, cifre si imagini mai sugestive
http://megalit.ro/libria/2008/03/31/jurnal-de-sunnit-submit-summit/
[...] e summit in Bucuresti. Pentru directorii de Resurse Umane de la Al-Quaeda care nu si-au inchiriat loc pe terasa si care sunt cam deconcertati de numarul mare de jandarmi si jandarmerite din oras, avem noi o [...]
Damn! It’s over and I hadn’t done anything at all!
That’s because I just found Prepelix and I was fascinated… damn again, I must wait for the next summit.
Ramirez
PS: WTF is exactly Counter Strike?
“Aia se intimpla in Rusia.. noi traim intr-o tara europeana unde dreptul la opinie este garantat prin constitutie.”
LOL – atunci ce dracu au avut cu aia anti nato de iau arestat …. ?
[...] wurbe Fusei la Wurbe 8. B?ui 4 beri. Mâncai pizza. Aflai c? pe Tim nu l-a interogat SRI-ul pt un anun? de-acum celebru. Vorbii ni?el cu una din Cristinele de la Metropotam. M? Certai prietene?te cu un copchil cu [...]
[...] And finally, have you ever wonder how terrorists find those extra special spots to hang out during international events? Well, to be honest, I never thought about it until I ran across this little item. An ad placed by a blogger overseas has been attracting some attention around the world – just be sure to read the comments following…. http://www.boo.ro/2008/03/16/sniper-position-for-rent-during-nato-summit/ [...]
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Hahahaha…im not sure if the comments or the actual post are better. Great work!
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