Sniper position for rent during NATO Summit

Posted by on Mar 16, 2008 in Business | 122 comments

From my terrace you have a clear view of the People’s House where the NATO 2008 Summit will take place between 2nd and 4th of April. I’m renting out space for whatever needs you might have: TV crew, sniper, etc.

Details:

- each spot has 1m width

- multiple spots available

- 24/7 access to the terrace

- soft drinks and snacks included

- access to a bathroom and storage facility (limited availability)

Price: 5000 EUR / spot / day

For preferred positioning a 25% surcharge will be applied (first come first served basis).

Only one person is allowed for every spot purchased. Additional persons are charged at 500 EUR / person / day for a maximum of 3 persons / spot.

Outside NATO summit period you get a 50% discount for all services.

Full prepayment is required one week in advance to book a spot. I can take Cash, VISA/Mastercard via PayPal or Bank transfer in Romania or offshore account.

Serious inquiries only.

View from terraceView from terrace

Later edit: sales are now over!

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  • Florin

    Baga repede reclame prin adsense. Ar fi interesant de vazut ce e similar cu oferta asta :)

  • MARIAMIRABELA1975

    SALUT TIM ….DE LA O ALTA TERESA DE PE NET !
    CE DE VALURI A FACUT ANUNTUL TAU !
    DACA MAI AI LOCURI LIBERE PE TERESA ,VREAU SI EU UNUL .
    FELICITARI PT C.V. …….RDS NU ERA DE TINE , POTI MULT MAI MULT . SUCCES .

  • Serious Sam

    For rookie, don’t “photograph” their heads, there is no vital organ there.
    I’d like to help but the scope for my bow is broken, and the one for the sword doesn’t fit.
    Sorry

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  • George W. Cockblocker

    Hi there,
    I would like to rent about 3 spots for cinematic purposes,our clients seem to be interested in some quality adult movies with the nato summit view in the background,and we’re ready to satisfy their fetish.
    I’m waiting for your feedback
    Best wishes,George W. Cockblocker

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  • http://www.ullise.wordpress.com ullise

    @Tim are legatura ca am scris de acum o luna despre SUMMIT si are legatura ca acolo e treaba, poate ca oamenii vor sa se informeze mai bine despre conditiile la summit, si tu pierzi ca puteam sa iti gasesc asa clienti, dadeai de o bere, multumesc oricum ca ai lasat sa se dea click pe mine si SUCCES la inchiriat terasa!
    Si nu iti fie frica de baietii cu ochi albastrii ca daca se ating de tine ne jucam cu 12000`urile alea numai On/Off pana te lasa in pace :))
    Sper sa vedem si noi niste scene socante la summit, bulion, badigarzi alergand, d-astea ca prea sunt grasi.
    Numai bine grasule :*

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  • Adi

    Tim, vezi ca nu-i de gluma cu astea…

    Cred ca stii de patania tipului de pe aeroportul din Moscova care a fost acostat de niste indivizi de la securitate. L-au intrebat ce are in rucsac, si omu’ la misto, a raspuns sec: “Bombe, ce sa am…” Au urmat 8 luni de parnaie in Siberia.

    //not funny end…

  • http://www.boo.ro Tim

    Aia se intimpla in Rusia.. noi traim intr-o tara europeana unde dreptul la opinie este garantat prin constitutie.

  • Raposatul

    Eu zic sa-i dai in judecata ca ti-au folosit instrumentele de pe terasa.

    Nu ma mira insa atitudinea lor, gandeste-te ca astia au ce manca doar daca ridica la rang de problema nationala astfel de glume evidente.

    _|_ TVR && mass-media.

  • http://zoso.ro/ zoso

    adi, ala era in rusia si era beat. vitejia se plateste.

  • ghighi

    pe mine ma intereseaza ceva mai aproape daca ai, pentru aruncat cu salata, rosii, oua, cartofi etc

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  • http://claude.weblog.ro alk

    Cioroianu says: “Good point….of view” !

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  • sri

    Gentleman’s,

    based on our traditional relations we want to extend Mr. Tim’s offer with our proven quality logistic support:

    Basic:
    - photographic equipment, light, area of 10x10cm, max distance 2000m
    - photographic equipment, medium, area of 1x1km, max distance 100km
    - car rental, BMW series 7 engine on no-name (Dacia) chassis with GPS (selective availability included), actual maps for Europe, child seats on request, no driving license required
    - FotoSafari training using AKM foto equipment in PiatraCraiului and Bucegi facilities
    - how to behave like a Romanian training, including chinese clothes, cell phone and ‘manele’ songs
    - basic person relocation within Europe, up to 20 kg luggage
    - fireworks, based on selected materials from the world-wide known Chimica Orastie
    - all-purpose tools and consumables

    Extended:

    - real time person tracking, premium quality, based on American and Russian satellites, integrated with our foto equipment

    - photographic equipment, XXL, area of 10x10km, everywhere on Earth (in cooperation with Russian Nuclear facilities)

    - professional voice recorders, access to our recording nodes within Casa Poporului

    - express person relocation, up to 200 km, guaranteed time, no customs formalities, up to 20 kg luggage:
    – 30 min at 1000$/person
    – 15 min at 5000$/person

    - World-Wide person relocation, guaranteed max 8 h, no customs formalities, up to 20 kg luggage for 15000$ (early booking at 10k$ rate)

    - clean-up service

    Equipment delivery and pick-up locations shall be specified by client; please allow us +/- 10s margin for the agreed time(s).

    Don’t hesitate to contact us,
    Call for volume discounts.

    Best regards from Romania,
    Allah is Great!

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  • Honest Competition

    Amu’ no, ca o verificat politia terasa e chestie de bun simt pentru ei si nu-i nimic rau in asta. Problematic ar fi fost daca se apucau sa te ia la intrebari sau incercau sa inchida blogul sau mai stiu eu ce.
    Iar cu tara europeana si drept la opinie… lucrurile sunt relative. In general suntem norocosi la capitolul asta, dar sintem minoritate. Si in rusia si in america ar fi fost sanse reale sa n-aibe simtul umorului…

  • http://coralfields.blogspot.com Cougar

    sssssingurul lucru de care-mi pare cu adev?rat r?u e c? nu e terasa ta, proprietate personal?. s? nu poat? intra (m? rog, ie?i) nimeni acolo decât dac? le dai tu liber? trecere. c? a?a.. fiind a blocului.. î?i garantez c-are s? mi?une de tot felu’ de indivizi legali ?i legitimiza?i pe-acolo, când cu summit-ul.

    oricum, simpatic? treab?.

  • Calin Popescu Tariceanu

    Sunt eu Calin si am o rugaminte: o sa trec si eu zilele viitoare pe la Palatul Parlamentului cu vrei 20 de lustrugii de-ai lui Patriciu si inca 322 de purcelusi.
    Ma intrebam daca se poate sa deschideti focul in acel moment, finca’ tare as vrea sa-l vad pe Ludovic zicand “Un fleac, m-au ciuruit!”

  • http://nowebsite Cezar

    Hello Tim.

    I am interested if that 1m2 of space which you are renting can be used for multiple weapons. I am bringing my own drilling machine and i would like to add 666 holes in the wall. Is that possible? I am a lousy shooter so I am taking precautions. I estimate that you would charge by weapon. Therefore do you take rain-checks for payment? Also, I wish to bring a few fridges. Is there any space for that? And talking about fridges.. Do you have any spare saws?Chinese style!
    Thank you very much. I’ll repay you with a couple of stejar’s in The Jack if you don’t take rain-checks.

    Looking forward to hearing from you.

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  • Cititor

    GENIAL

  • tim

    ai belit carasu TIM, headshot

  • http://ratonbox.greenbit.ro ratonbox

    Ar fi interesant sa vedem ce ar zice un tabloid despre asta(mai precis The Sun :D ). :D Le-am trimis un mail cu link-ul la articol…sa vedem daca pica si ei in plasa. :))

  • Un netoman

    uite ce spun unele site-uri despre tine … sunt curios daca chiar ai fost mustrat sau nu pt gluma asta!

    Eu unul am ras de m-am spart vreo 15 minute incontinuu deruland tot felul de chestii in capsorul meu diabolic … :))

    Foarte tare !!!

    http://www.bihon.ro/stiri/romania/articol/206nchiriez-spatiu-ideal-pentru-lunetisti-238n-timpul-summitului-nato/cn/news-20080326-06224976

  • Ipe Polanc Ur

    Whoooo hooooooooooooo hoooooo ! The best joke. EVER !!!! You’re a STAR !!!! Felicitari.

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  • jaxx0rr

    roflmao

    ma intreb daca unul din comments-urile astea nu vine de la un sniper adevarat :))))

  • Walhalla

    Hy I represent the invasion force from Mars, we require 2 spots and an teleportation device ready, snacks and juice as well, we prefer doctor pepper, may Thor be kind on you patettc human

  • Kenzo

    Good day,

    I demand one spot, I will rent all the others (I like to be alone), I also have a special requirement, one “electric blanket”, don’t ask why…
    Now send Me the full info. of the place + your IBAN so I can make the payment.

    Best regards,
    Kenzo

  • ion

    mi se pare o gluma proasta

  • http://ovidel46.saltwaterc.net Achmed

    I am dead but I want a place there.
    If you remember me, I had a premature detonation and I would pay anything to make up for my mistakes.
    I am offering twice more money than asked for the place.
    Please DO NOT ASK FOR THE PLACE ANYMORE – I KIIIIIIIIIIIL YOUUUUUUUUUU !!!!
    SILENCE !!!
    Is mine now Allah dammit.

  • catod

    @ion: nu te-a intrebat nimeni.

  • cucu

    blow up someone the bucarest ?
    please?

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  • Fiachna O’Braonain

    Hy Tim and God save Ireland!

    Our non-profit media organization (formally known as IRA) wich runs SFTV (Sinn Fein TV Channel) wants to book two spots, between 29th of March to 2nd of April, on the location you rent. I hope you can make an exception for us, because we have to monut our broadcast equipment (http://www.acig.org/artman/uploads/rlbig.jpg) and make some fine tunnings before the day when NATO Summit will start. We’d also like to know if you can rent us a large fridge (aprox. 400 l) where we can keep some technical cooling liquids (400 pints of dark beer, 200 pints of uisce beatha – known to you as single grain Irish whiskey – and 200 pints of Irish mist. We’ll leave the location on 2nd of April at 10:01 sharp so the two spots will be available for rental for the rest of the priod. But I think there will be no NATO Summit from then on. I hope you’ll take our offer (we are wiling to pay more if it’s necessary) and we wait for your offshore accounts information.

    Sincerelly Yours,
    Fiachna O’Braonain
    Logistics Manager
    IRA Media Organization
    Dublin, Ireland

  • Fiachna O’Braonain

    Hy Tim and God save Ireland!

    Our non-profit media organization (formally known as IRA) wich runs SFTV (Sinn Fein TV Channel) wants to book two spots, between 29th of March to 2nd of April, on the location you rent. I hope you can make an exception for us, because we have to monut our broadcast equipment (http://www.acig.org/artman/uploads/rlbig.jpg) and make some fine tunnings before the day when NATO Summit will start. We’d also like to know if you can rent us a large fridge (aprox. 400 l) where we can keep some technical cooling liquids (400 pints of dark beer, 200 pints of uisce beatha (known to you as single malt Irish whiskey) and 200 pints of Irish mist. We’ll leave the location on 2nd of April at 10:01 sharp so the two spots will be available for rental for the rest of the priod. But I think there will be no NATO Summit from then on. I hope you’ll take our offer (we are wiling to pay more if is necessary) and we wait for your offshore accounts info.

    Sincerelly Yours,
    Fiachna O’Braonain
    Logistics Manager
    IRA Media Organization
    Dublin, Ireland

  • Nelson Mandravela

    :))))))))))))))))

  • bibanu

    esti tare frate :-)

  • Mircea

    am incercat sa-mi iau o pusca ceva da’ n-am gasit nicaieri la oferta..
    are careva de inchiriat?
    pana una alta.. arunc bine cu piatra.. crezi ca are rost sa incerc asa?! :|

  • Ed Edd Eddie

    Ce caterinca, bine ca n-ai avut probleme cu politia si restu de pe la noi “care nu shtie sa vorbeshte cu tine”

    Faci reducere la studenti?

    Ma gandesc sa vin sa arunc si eu cu oua, rosii si pungi pline cu -ma auto-cenzurez-

  • paul

    funny post

  • http://www.mailasa-ma,frate.ro silva

    Retraitee, intelectuelle, parlant couramment l’anglais, le russe, le francais, l’espagnol, l’arabe, le chinois, le sanscrit, le grec ancien et moderne, allure virginale, offre des services de cleaning pour les toilettes des 72 vierges des harems du paradis des heros musulmans, et meme pour les toilettes des dits heros. Accessoirement, je peux servir des cafes, balayer la terrasse et aboyer a l’approche des services secrets. SMIG.

    Pentru cetatenii nefrancofoni ai preafrancofonei noastre patrii, voila mai jos traducerea – nu de alta, dar poate o citeste un miliardar de carton si-mi ofera job-ul vietii:

    Pensionara, intelectuala, vorbind curent engleza, rusa, franceza, spaniola, araba, chineza, sanscrita, greaca veche si moderna, aspect feciorelnic, ofer servicii de cleaning pentru toaletele celor 72 de fecioare din raiul eroilor musulmani, si chiar pentru toaletele numitilor eroi. In plus, la nevoie, pot servi cafele, pot matura terasa si pot latra daca se apropie serviciile secrete. Cer salariul minim legal.

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  • http://www.co22.eu co22

    mda super tare. interesant. o idee geniala :) si totusi autoritatile reactioneaza la astfel de glume? chair pun botul?? :P si da, pentru alti bloggeri faci reducere ? ca imi iau si eu o prastie.. si daca ne adunam mai multi.. cu bere si seminte poate prindem vreo bancnota de 1 dolar aruncata de bush :D

  • Colonelu

    Taer de tot.
    Idee COOL !!!
    Arme n-am, dar sant puternic, arunc bine cu cartofi si oua !!!
    Ma bag …

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